Has someone done you a good turn? Want to show them a token of your appreciation? What's better than a box of kiwi fruit! Especially ones that are golden on the inside:
No? How about some frighteningly expensive grapes? This will impress them - a small punnet of grapes for fifty quid. Show them you mean it. (Yes, that's a 5,800 yen price tag. Look it up).
Sweet sassy mollasy those are some pricey grapes. Do they give you a tongue massage on the way down or something? Does eating them grant superpowers? Are they dusted with a layer of fine cocaine?
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